the other day at work this man came up with his little boy and when he ordered, i could tell that he had a british accent. i tried to bite my tongue but i ended up saying to him, “okay, sorry to ask this, but it’s only because i’ve been watching it since five hours before my shift started but…do you watch doctor who?” (ew, i know…look at my blatant stereotyping of british people)

and the man said, “oh, no i don’t think i’ve watched it since the 70s! so they have it here in the americas, yeah?”

AND THEN AND THEN AND THENNN

this little boy is like jumping onto the counter going OH I DO YES ITS QUITE SCARY BUT I JUST LOOOVE IT etc etc etc

and the dad was like, “it doesn’t scare you…?” (to his son)

and the son just gave him this look and said, “dad. i’m not scared of ANYTHING.”

i died. the end.